Thursday, October 26, 2006

Curt Cobain and Courtney Love Married Us

So yesterday Winter sent me a link to a news site that said that Curt Cobain had now surpassed Elvis in sales and revenue after death. This is the link to the article:

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Music/10/24/people.cobain.top.reut/index.html


So tonight during dinner we were talking about this article and Summer said that soon you would be able to get married in Vegas by a Cobain impersonator. Now really my brain thinks about odd things all on it's own and I take no responsibility for this, but the first thing that popped into my head was that just Cobain as a priest of Jesus etc. just wasn't right.

Despite the fact that Courtney Love is still alive I pictured a pair of officiators in a pagan ceremony with Love playing the part of the Lady all in greens and blues and old needles and candy wrappers instead of flowers. Standing beside her would be Cobain as the sacrificed King, John Barleycorn etc. You could even go so far as to have barley or wehat sticking out of the hole in his head. This would of course be the perfect pair to marry one of us in Vegas.

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